Are you anxious to see what does the future hold for you?
Do you want to know about yourself?
Or maybe... looking for love?

Look no more! For just 30 bucks I will answer your questions right away!

You can customize your fortunes with different methods like:

• 
  ~Cards~
  
  ~Crystal Balls~
  
  ~Hand Reading~
  
  ~Dices~

Note: The accuracy of the predictions is uncertain, it might have secondary effects like fatigue, grief, anxiety and sudden death. There is no scientifically proven content nor warranty of being safe.

eblf2013 wrote: 6m2565

You can customize your fortunes with different methods like:

• 
  ~Hand Reading~

> realizes that this means hand holding

I already know my future because ██████████████████████

I want to know my future

future

pls say im a cute egril

do you use tarot cards?

if so, please, do tell.

what lies in store for my future, both in career and in life?

Ah.... well if you so kindly insist...

keremaru wrote: 3eo5

eblf2013 wrote: 6m2565

You can customize your fortunes with different methods like:

• 
  ~Hand Reading~

> realizes that this means hand holding

My hand readings don't involve such act of degeneracy, I have moral values, I JUST SEE THEM OK?

abraker wrote: 6w3t1z

I already know my future because ██████████████████████

That's good for you. You saved 30 bucks!

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 533cu

I want to know my future

You'll soon update your banner, changing the "3 stars" to "4 stars"
Your lucky color is blue.
Some whose name starts with J is interested on you.

Now, I want to see my 30 bucks, I accept cash, bank transfers, waifus, sauce and husbandos.

samX500 wrote: 6j6339

future

After efforting for a long time someone will reward you for that.

click squares wrote: 412v3t

pls say im a cute egril

You are a cute egril

Achromalia wrote: 1ts28

do you use tarot cards?

if so, please, do tell.

what lies in store for my future, both in career and in life?

Well, I lost my tarot cards, so I'll use Yu-Gi-Oh! cards instead, lemme look for them.

Hmm, I see...

Mountain, Launcher Spider and The Phantom Kings of Ancient Cloak...



That means you will see a rise, you will be better at something you do, however, you'll go under a period of unstability and hostility from which you will learn a valious lesson and become stronger.

ABRAKER PLEASE, THIS IS MY FORTUNE-TELLING STAND, I HAD TO BUILD IT FROM MY LEMONADE STAND!

If you don't specify your method of fortunetelling, the default method will be the crystal ball.

Do you have a Lemonade Stand to Fortune-Telling Stand repurposing license to go with that?

My lemonade stand was destroyed, I just recycled the materials.

I want to know whether or not I will pay you $30 after the service. Any method is fine

Do you have a recycling permit? Recycling in OT needs a permit or otherwise we get necros and nobody wants unsolicited necros.

This is made partly from a dead thread, I just made something different with 35% recycled content to save materials.
And yes, I have my recycling permit.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote: 5l3b34

I want to know whether or not I will pay you $30 after the service. Any method is fine

Usually done before, but I can accept payments later.

Let me see your hand.

Hmm, hairy and green. I see a future full of green lights.
Maybe literal

All of the above, please.

*pays you sufficient amount of money*

scumbag roleplay format because I'm too lazy to find a picture

eblf2013 wrote: 6m2565

This is made partly from a dead thread, I just made something different with 35% recycled content to save materials.
And yes, I have my recycling permit.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote: 5l3b34

I want to know whether or not I will pay you $30 after the service. Any method is fine

Usually done before, but I can accept payments later.

Let me see your hand.

Hmm, hairy and green. I see a future full of green lights.
Maybe literal

Excuse me I asked a yes or no question, not a question about your opinion. I want to sue

OT Court III hype?

Do you probably have Magic eight balls?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote: 5l3b34

eblf2013 wrote: 6m2565

This is made partly from a dead thread, I just made something different with 35% recycled content to save materials.
And yes, I have my recycling permit.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote: 5l3b34

I want to know whether or not I will pay you $30 after the service. Any method is fine

Usually done before, but I can accept payments later.

Let me see your hand.

Hmm, hairy and green. I see a future full of green lights.
Maybe literal

Excuse me I asked a yes or no question, not a question about your opinion. I want to sue

You still haven't paid me, but the answer of your question is: No, you don't have to pay after the service I gave you, I spontaneously do predictions to random s for free, not very detailed though.

A terrible prediction I saw for everyone:
At the end of the year, OT will suffer a terrible invasion. It will be worse than the other invasions that happene... UGH... IT... AGH... H̸͎̬̔Ȁ̸̜͉͝... Ş̴̓Ḣ̵̺̪̔Ḯ̸͉.... AAAAAGH!!!! R̶̯͖̔E̸̢̛... Ṣ̷̋̎O̸̼̤͂̌... HELP! Ȑ̶̖̑Ī̴̮̉... Y̸̞͒O̸͇̥̍̈́...

Que sera sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera sera

i'll pay you the buck but no tip since i saw that wink

Hydreigon wrote: b6s4v

Do you probably have Magic eight balls?

No, sorry.

click squares wrote: 412v3t

i'll pay you the buck but no tip since i saw that wink

The crystal ball tells me:

Your angery will be worn out from your profile picture, now I see a "haha" face in your profile.
Your lucky color is white.
There will be a man in front of your door.
You will get a strange gift for christmas.

you have foretold my future, but can you foretell my past?

I do not offer that service.

eblf2013 wrote: 6m2565

I do not offer that service.

What a scam, I knew you weren't really a fortune teller. A true fortune teller can foretell both the future and the past.

Rest assured you know your present

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eblf2013 wrote: 6m2565

keremaru wrote: 3eo5

eblf2013 wrote: 6m2565

You can customize your fortunes with different methods like:

• 
  ~Hand Reading~

> realizes that this means hand holding

My hand readings don't involve such act of degeneracy, I have moral values, I JUST SEE THEM OK?

Ah. Alright then, feel free to take my money!

By the by, how many dice do you have?

That money is so badly drawn you can keep it

samX500 wrote: 6j6339

eblf2013 wrote: 6m2565

I do not offer that service.

What a scam, I knew you weren't really a fortune teller. A true fortune teller can foretell both the future and the past.

FYI, If it's past it's not foretelling, it's pastelling.
Read the title, it says foretell your FUTURE.

NeonKraken wrote: e6k46

All of the above, please.

*pays you sufficient amount of money*

scumbag roleplay format because I'm too lazy to find a picture

Aight, sorry for the delay, I just noticed so I'll return you 3 bucks.

Your hands, they look pretty clean, this could be a sign your pockets are going to be empty.
This could be good, you cannot be robbed if your pockets are empty.

The curves I see are pretty neat! You seem like you're going to be a great artist or a chef or good at anything that needs hands.

The crystal ball tells:

Your lucky color is yellow.

I see you could burn some plates if you aren't careful enough.

Now the cards.
You got the following cards:

Performage Mirror Conductor, Cluster Congester and Sylvan Flowerknight.




It seems like you are going to plant some flowers that are going to wilt because you forgot to take care of them, you'll be severely hit by someone. OH GOD! D:

And finally the dices.

You roll: 2, 5, 6 and 6.

All of them sum a total of 19.
A prime number! That means you are in your prime to do anything you propose yourself!
But prime numbers mean that unusual things will start happening in your life.

keremaru wrote: 3eo5

By the by, how many dice do you have?

I have got 4 6-sided dices.
Predictions are more accurate with D&D dices but I forgot to buy them lol.

As you seem interested in dices, I will roll them for you.

You roll: 6, 6, 5 and 3.

All of them sum 20.

Your number coincides with the first two and last two numbers of the year!

We are on April too, 420!

Could this tell us about the future fate of keremaru?

Hmmm...

motherlode(30 bucks)

Sorry, simoleons not accepted.

What am I

tell me my future in ctb

keremaru wrote: 3eo5

feel free to take my money!

just tell me if i die sometime in the next 5 years

Meah wrote: 372j3t

What am I

You are our waifu.

ColdTooth wrote: 3g2f1d

just tell me if i die sometime in the next 5 years

Hmmm... No.

Hydreigon wrote: b6s4v

tell me my future in ctb

keremaru wrote: 3eo5

feel free to take my money!

There's a possibility to reach top 5000 before the end of this year if you keep constant.

Whoa, you got already a 94 pp play! That's greeeat!

what?!!!?!? im not going to die?!?! the fuck?

raises substantial doubts indeed

I mean, was it really that big of a surprise to you?
You've survived hundreds, if not thousands of bus running over you already.

___________________________
___SOCIAL DISTANCING___


So Coldtooth, what bus do you want to be your last?


___SOCIAL DISTANCING___
___________________________

It only works with trucks, if you want to get isekai'd you need a truck.

abraker wrote: 6w3t1z

I already know my future because ██████████████████████

Oh wait, I'm receiving something:

You will sing I Want it That Way.

In infinite time anything that can happen will happen

abraker wrote: 6w3t1z

In infinite time anything that can happen will happen

D'oh.

hm?

I know the future of OT..

The denizens of OT will riot through the pages and threads of OT, demanding abraker to sing "I Want It That Way".

This will force abraker to make a tough decision.

Use his powers to suppress the will of the people, or let the denizens destroy the very thing he loves.

If abraker beats the denizens of OT into submission, supressing them with force, it will leave OT as a barren wasteland. OT will be ripe for new denizens to take the old denizen's places as the current denizens will flee and seek asylum in new unknown lands. New people for abraker to abuse and use as fodder for his experiments. Abraker will be forced to live with the knowledge that he destroyed what he knew as "Off-Topic".

If abraker let's the denizens riot through the streets and destroy his home; everything he loves, then there will be nothing left for him. The rampage will leak into GD and G&R, ultimately attracting the attention of abraker's higher ups. They will see abraker as a failure who couldn't even control some "kids" being rowdy in Off-Topic. Off-Topic will ultimately be sent to the wasteland for no one but the GMT's to see..

Face it abraker... you only have one choice... You must sing "I Want It That Way"

Penguin wrote: 2l1d1p

I know the future of OT..

The denizens of OT will riot through the pages and threads of OT, demanding abraker to sing "I Want It That Way".

This will force abraker to make a tough decision.

Use his powers to suppress the will of the people, or let the denizens destroy the very thing he loves.

If abraker beats the denizens of OT into submission, supressing them with force, it will leave OT as a barren wasteland. OT will be ripe for new denizens to take the old denizen's places as the current denizens will flee and seek asylum in new unknown lands. New people for abraker to abuse and use as fodder for his experiments. Abraker will be forced to live with the knowledge that he destroyed what he knew as "Off-Topic".

If abraker let's the denizens riot through the streets and destroy his home; everything he loves, then there will be nothing left for him. The rampage will leak into GD and G&R, ultimately attracting the attention of abraker's higher ups. They will see abraker as a failure who couldn't even control some "kids" being rowdy in Off-Topic. Off-Topic will ultimately be sent to the wasteland for no one but the GMT's to see..

Face it abraker... you only have one choice... You must sing "I Want It That Way"

or abarker can force a long silence on all protesters and pretend nothing happened

I sense there would be something much worse. Face yourself.