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Hello denizen of OT. Today I must inform you that a danger of unforseen scale is slowly but surely aproaching us.

As you all already know, denizen AHHHHHHHHHHH made a thread called Tad the tadpole two month ago, the thread was quickly nuked by secretary Tad fibonacci and caused a massive scandal in OT. After inspection, it was found that a substance called grenionite was lying in the now nuked thread and that this substance could be used to create portal.

The zone was left alone, unguarded, and now it has come back to haunt us.

Denizen AHHHHHHHHHHH, author of the Tad the tadpole thread, has been infected by a virus that transformed what was once a friendly and harmless shitposter into a deadly demonic monster. Not a lot is know about the virus that infected denizen AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, but there is no doubt that grenionite is linked to the virus.

As it stands, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH possess enough power to destroy entire thread on his own, and I doubt that his transformation is completed, we must act quickly and find a cure for the virus that infected AHHHHHHHHHHHH and we also need to keep careful guard on all deposit of grenionite to prevent any other denizen from suffering from the same virus.

If we fail to do so, all of OT could crumble into the void.


That is all, I hope that the OT government and denizens understand the gravity of the situation and work together to ensure the safety of OT.
As the director of the CDC of OT, I recommend steering clear of any and all overt shitposting threads for the next 72 hours until quarantine procedures are in place
Even worse, the void could crumble in OT.
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Official statement from A-Breaking Laboratory i1y5p



After extensive research we ruled out grenionite's relation to the Trashipitus virus. The substance known as grenionite is purely a result of thread-post distortions commonly found around portals and zalgo text. Reports conclude that the increased zalgo leakage in the past week correlates with the spread trace amount of grenionite. A followup investigation will examine whether zalgo is the cause or an effect of the grenionite spread.

In a separate study we examined grenionite effects on denizens. Progressive corruption in the subject was visible however no significant behavioral changes were observed. It is entirely possible that behavioral changes might remain dormant until a critical point. Out brightest idiots are looking for a remedy to the situation as we speak. We urge everyone to report any portal and zalgo activity to avoid further contamination.
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REPORT: It seems that after being infected by the Trashipitus virus, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH has started to attack the very fabric of the osu forums.

People using the new site may not be aware of this, but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH's signature is in fact a long spear that he used to break trough the well of the old site's forums. This wall is of extreme importance since it is the only thing isolating the osu! forums from the void of the outside.

The outside of the walls is still unknown, maybe it contains virus taht will now be able to break into the forums, or maybe there is just nothing outside the walls. The walls may even be just a cell trapping us and eating away at our freedom, but as long as we don't know, we should be careful when hanging around the breach in the wall.

Denizen should avoid standing on pages that were breached by AHHHHHHHHHHHH's signature if they do not posses the necessary equipement to defend themselves in the case that evil comes from those breach.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT'S GETTING WORSE
abraker, the vaccine! We need to istrate the vaccine right now!


The world is ending.
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Oh no. we now know what is beyond the walls. A giant copy of AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. If the wall keep getting breached it will be able to enter the forums and at this point, no one will be able to stop it.

we must stop tiny AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. from opening the way to big AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. To do that we will have to restrain him until we can cure him.


Let's nuke this guy
You can take the offensive my bROTHERS

I'll protect you with my 【BIG ASS SHIELD】

But.... little did we know

We were DOOMED

Don't worry, the OT Military Rapid Response team will take care of this from now.
We did it bois! Splendid work!
What happened?
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Good job secretary Tad. I shouldn't have doubted your ability to take on such an impressive foe. I beg you to forgive me.
Oh looks like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is still alive! Do you loose an "H" or two lol? Well come with me, I need to make sure you won't undergo another episode.
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It looks like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH has got yet another mutation. Thankfully it doesn't look like it is dangerous but, after what just occured, we should really be carefull.
goddamit

my treatment came with some side effects
tbh the new ava look qt ngl
i cannot tell if this is a problem or not...
Hi, there are 3 of us now
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I am still optimistic that this won't turn horribly but I feel like I am lying to myself.
as long as those three dont become demonic we are okay
Now there're 7

OK PEOPLE WE ARE SETTING A CONTAMINATION ZONE AROUND THIS ENTITY. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SHITPOSTING NEAR THIS ... THING. 1j5n5v

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it looks like the radiation of the nuke didn't destroy the trashipitus virus but only mutated it. Now AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lost is demonc thread destroying power as well as his incredible size, but he got the ability to multiply. Wheter he can do so at will or only multiply randomly is still unsure though.
We didn't use a nuke on him. It was only an artillery attack.

Looks like AHHHHHH is a creature similar to those that can multiply themselves like worms or leeches.
We'll need the royal OT scientist to look into this further.
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This is troubling. If you didn't use a nuclear attack how could the trashipitus virus have mutated? Could the virus have mutated from something other than the artillery attack? We need to think of everything that interacted with AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH between the destruction of titan AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and is mutation that allows him to multiply himself.

I heard Royal scientist Abraker took him into his laboratory right after AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH came back to normal, he most likely interacted with something in that laboratory, with or without the knowledge of the royal scientist.
Looks like the situation is under control, there is nothing to be worried about anymore.
Though the cause of AHHHH's multiplication is unknown, the OT royal society can assure you there's no danger that could come of it.
Just in case, A-Breaking Laboratory is still on standby
This makes me wonder what I need to do
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