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The Off-Topic Stew Pot 1j3m1a

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Hey there fellow OT Denizens, lurkers and [insert class here]! Christmas might be gone and New Year was a while ago, but there's another thing that still hasn't ended yet: Winter. (If you're in the northern hemisphere.)

Winter is a harsh, cruel and relentless season; as sun shines less, it's bone-chilling cold and overall it's hard to stay ourselves happy. So I came with a warm idea to keep ourselves warm. A COMMUNITY STEW POT!

Okay, I am not rich nor have lots of ingredients to make a stew, so I encourage people to throw in into the pot any ingredient they desire to be in it. Please, ensure the final stew is completely edible or either no one will have not even one spoon of it. So please, don't throw anything dangerous that could kill/harm us in any way while we eat it.

WARNING: DUE TO PAST INCONVENIENTS, IT'S TERMINANTLY FORBIDDEN TO APPROACH A EUPHONIUM AT LESS THAN 5 METERS OF DISTANCE FROM THE POT, IT IS ALSO FORBIDDEN TO THROW ANY BRASS INSTRUMENTS INTO IT.
List of added ingredients
Robin feather.
Sodium glutamate.
Doritos.
Potatoes.
OT!Pill
Cheese.
Stone.
Pokéberries.
VTuber meat.
Macaroni.
Sour cream.
Boxed water.
Canned water.
Spices.
Epic gamer juice.
Hot sauce.
Vinegar.
Lemon juice (not lemonade).
Pepper.
Ginger.
Chicken Tenders.
Unspecified meat.
Rejected ingredients
Weed.
Lewis' underwear.
Sand.
Dirt.
Levesterz's bathwater.
Shunks.
Can I throw some weed?
I'm going to put a bird feather in it.
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Corne2Plum3 wrote: 533cu

Can I throw some weed?
Is weed legal in OT?
Also, i don't know if it would be a good idea.

YyottaCat wrote: 2i533m

I'm going to put a bird feather in it.
What kind of bird?
Here is my contribution.

eblf2013 wrote: 6m2565

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 533cu

Can I throw some weed?
Is weed legal in OT?
Also, i don't know if it would be a good idea.

YyottaCat wrote: 2i533m

I'm going to put a bird feather in it.
What kind of bird?
A robin.

Umami is the best flavor.
But don't add it too much
idk if weed is legit...

Also I'll add some DORITOS.


here's potatoes
How can it be an Off-Topic Stew without the A-Breaking Laboratory's OT!Pill?


I throw in my bath water in it.
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KatouMegumi wrote: 5d106k

Here is my contribution.

Extra ration for you but SHHHHHHHH

YyottaCat wrote: 2i533m

eblf2013 wrote: 6m2565

Corne2Plum3 wrote: 533cu

Can I throw some weed?
Is weed legal in OT?
Also, i don't know if it would be a good idea.

YyottaCat wrote: 2i533m

I'm going to put a bird feather in it.
What kind of bird?
A robin.
Good. Just one?

Phantonym wrote: 86u6n


Umami is the best flavor.
But don't add it too much
THAAAAAANK YOU! Umami is definitely needed.



Corne2Plum3 wrote: 533cu

idk if weed is legit...

Also I'll add some DORITOS.
Great, great. Now mountain dew?


z0z wrote: 5y1t36



here's potatoes
Potato be good. Potato in.

abraker wrote: 6w3t1z

How can it be an Off-Topic Stew without the A-Breaking Laboratory's OT!Pill?

Just in case, I'd put it.


levesterz wrote: 313j4f

I throw in my bath water in it.
bruh...
Sorry axl, authorities have confiscated your post and are now coming to your page with a search warrant.
Topic Starter
Abraker's list of deleted posts when?

abraker wrote: 6w3t1z

Sorry axl, authorities have confiscated your post and are now coming to your page with a search warrant.
shit- SHIT

fuck it, I'm flying to Mexico.

axl2468 wrote: k1x5p

abraker wrote: 6w3t1z

Sorry axl, authorities have confiscated your post and are now coming to your page with a search warrant.
shit- SHIT

fuck it, I'm flying to Mexico.
the authorities won't let you fly with a warrant

make a boat and ride it yourself to mexico
since today's my b-day, imma throw in some chocolate cake
i swear this shit is gonna end up like a nutraloaf or smth idk
cheese!


cheese is good

Cerno wrote: 1l5i3y

since today's my b-day, imma throw in some chocolate cake
happy bday Cerno!

Cerno wrote: 1l5i3y

since today's my b-day, imma throw in some chocolate cake
Happy Birthday!

Cerno wrote: 1l5i3y

since today's my b-day, imma throw in some chocolate cake
I already said happy birthday so I'm not going to say it again but you do know that you can make a birthday thread, right?

Cerno wrote: 1l5i3y

since today's my b-day, imma throw in some chocolate cake
Happy btdy
I think we should add a stone. it makes the soup really tasty
Add some sand too for texture
some don't like sand, because they're weird, so we should add some dirt as well

Winnyace wrote: q371l

some don't like sand, because they're weird, so we should add some dirt as well
Yes. Dirt is nutricious.
I don't like sand. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.
here some berries i found in some tree's

hopefully they can add some nice flavors to the stew :D
Can i add one more?

macaroni in the stew!

KatouMegumi wrote: 5d106k

Can i add one more?
leave the sheep out.
guys we haven't actually added water yet

KatouMegumi wrote: 5d106k

wait, is the liquid in the jar my...?

KatouMegumi wrote: 5d106k

nice water

Winnyace wrote: q371l

nice water
that's sour cream, you degenerate
close enough. glad to hear that isn't milk, btw
sour cream sounds good but we still need water fot the stew

Winnyace wrote: q371l

how the fuck-

edit: nevermind i realized how stupid i was for not thinking a container like that would work hooray
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Cerno wrote: 1l5i3y

since today's my b-day, imma throw in some chocolate cake
That's for dessert. AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

NoobDev wrote: 163n4j

cheese!


cheese is good
YES. CHEESE IS GOOD. IN.

Winnyace wrote: q371l

I think we should add a stone. it makes the soup really tasty
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Soup
I see your intentions.


levesterz wrote: 313j4f

Add some sand too for texture
No, because:

Penguin wrote: 2l1d1p

I don't like sand. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.



Hydreigon wrote: b6s4v

here some berries i found in some tree's

hopefully they can add some nice flavors to the stew :D
Pokéberries in.


KatouMegumi wrote: 5d106k

Can i add one more?
Process it first.

pentaqola wrote: 6r5a2l


macaroni in the stew!
Goed.

z0z wrote: 5y1t36

guys we haven't actually added water yet
It's okay, I haven't turned the fire on.

KatouMegumi wrote: 5d106k


KatouMegumi wrote: 5d106k

Winnyace wrote: q371l

nice water
that's sour cream, you degenerate
I thought it was mayo tbh.



Winnyace wrote: q371l



These are enough.
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-Flaky- wrote: 3d41d

spices good

eblf2013 wrote: 6m2565

-Flaky- wrote: 3d41d

spices good
:)
sneakily by the guard to the pot room
crashes through the front door using the ion orange guava to dump some epic gamer juice into the stew pot, destroying any and all walls within the vicinity in the process
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keremaru wrote: 3eo5

crashes through the front door using the ion orange guava to dump some epic gamer juice into the stew pot, destroying any and all walls within the vicinity in the process
Uhhh... thanks. Now we need this stew more as walls aren't protecting us from cold.


i'm going to add a pitcher of red vinegar and a bottle of hot sauce to add more kick to the taste

the stew is going large enough to dilute the spiciness and vinegary taste a lot anyway


i'm also adding a pitcher of lemon juice(not lemonade) to add a lemony taste to the stew
I'm going to add some skunks in there.
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