(sippingashton)
Greetings everybody. *sips dreamland tea* me?
My client Ashton was falsely accused of developing mind control technology, however, it was President Achromalia developing it all along!
As such, Ashton has asked me to help him sue the president. This is a notice to inform you denziens that President Achromalia stands no chance; in fact, I’m so confident I’ll win in court (assuming you don’t give up so easily) I’m already preparing Ashton for his presidency.
To be exact I will be suing President Achromalia for:
-Development of illegal technology
-Use of illegal technology (on my client)
My client Ashton still is affected by the court incident and suffers from the stress and trauma it created due to President Achromalia using it on Ashton!
Ta ta. *takes another sip*
Greetings everybody. *sips dreamland tea* me?
My client Ashton was falsely accused of developing mind control technology, however, it was President Achromalia developing it all along!
As such, Ashton has asked me to help him sue the president. This is a notice to inform you denziens that President Achromalia stands no chance; in fact, I’m so confident I’ll win in court (assuming you don’t give up so easily) I’m already preparing Ashton for his presidency.
To be exact I will be suing President Achromalia for:
-Development of illegal technology
-Use of illegal technology (on my client)
My client Ashton still is affected by the court incident and suffers from the stress and trauma it created due to President Achromalia using it on Ashton!
Ta ta. *takes another sip*