Maybe this laptop was handmade by a member of a dying breed shitposting craftsman Mr Jackson
Mr Jackson lives in the Palps mountain range
Putting his kokoro and yume into shitposting with the laptop he handcrafts
But his son Douglas told him that that era has ed, post quality.
And then he ran away from tadaima
But even so, Mr Jackson continues dreaming and hoping that Douglas will comeback to him
Watashiwa can't turn my back on the laptop Mr Jackson made and give up being a shitposter, I couldn't yume of it
If watashiwa hold this laptop while dreaming my kokoro out and shitpost
I'm sure Douglas will comeback as well.
Douglas, where art thou?